Monday, March 07, 2011

Why I Never Get To Watch the PBS News Hour

 

This is what my house is like at 6pm each day. My wife would like you to know that the house was clean five minutes earlier.

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Friday, March 04, 2011

Just don't wait for a unicorn

While driving recently, Kid Ridiculous dove into one of her extended free-form jams in the back seat. Here's the little bit I was able to type on my phone:

"Just don't wait for a unicorn
If you see one, try to catch up
If you see one, try to catch up
If you see one, try to catch up
Put her in a pillow
Now she can't move"

Please don't tell PETA about this.

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